Mourinho interpreta perfectamente el papel de... Mou

Y es que no hay nada como quejarse para obtener recompensa... Se queja del calendario, como también lo hizo en Inglaterra e Italia. Asi es Mou y esta es su estrategia señores, quejarse aunque no tenga razón! Por lo menos en Italia le fue bien, a ver que tal le va en España:



Quejarse por quejarse, sin razón, como ya le han demostrado en numerosos sitios web:

http://www.madrid-barcelona.com/12557/Mourinho-miente-Al-Madrid-le-beneficia-el-calendario/

The Agreeable Cat

Cómo hacer para no tener que aceptar la licencia de un producto? Anne Loucks nos los cuenta:

How often have you been presented with unplesant click-through license agreements like this one from the Adobe website:

It is disturbingly common for people to click right on through such barriers without even looking at the agreement. I totally understand this attitude. Reading the EULA is generally a waste of time. “Blah blah blah... bequeathment of firstborn... Blah Blah Blah... eternal soul...“ and so on.

Of course, I have created a wonderful solution to this problem. My cat, Simba, agrees instead of me. As he is not a legal entity, I don't really know how kitty's agreements would stand up in court, but I like to think he would be responsible for any breaches of contract, assuming the agreement is even enforceable. After all, he is not even of legal age, at least in human years.

First, we must create a way for Simba to push the button. I created a cardboard platform with a long thin protrusion for pressing the spacebar, which is sufficient to activate most onscreen buttons after you TAB to place the focus on them.

Next, I carefully place it over the keyboard of my computer.

Finally, I lure Simba over the cardboard platform with the promise of petting.

Success!! He presses the button of his own free will. Admittedly, he was coerced and rewarded, but really, nobody forced my cat to step on the button and become party to a software license agreement. At the very least, we know he was not under duress.

The download begins and I have personally agreed to nothing.

This same strategy could be used with small dogs, children (preferably the neighbors'), or even a carefully crafted button presser that moves up and down as the wind sways a tree outside your window. Mother nature is responsible for the license agreement! I swear!

Who knows how well this might hold up in court, and who cares? EULAs are something of a joke to begin with, as they have no physical signature. Still, if you are worried about legal safety, maybe your cat will be as agreeable as mine.

Menú Spanglish

Copia de una traducción encontrada a la puerta de una casa de comidas de O´Grove (Galicia)
¡¡¡Es para enmarcarla!!!

The Casa Gallega

Spanish covers
(tapas)

* Octopus to the party (pulpo a feira)

* Corageous potatoes (patatas bravas)

* Huge air spray with grelos (lacón con grelos)

* Canes and little ones (Cañas y chiquitos)

* Drink from the boot and the big joint (beba en bota y en porrón)

* Thin Uncle Joseph (Fino Tío Pepe) and Thin Fifth (Fino Quinta)

* They will pass from Navarra (Pacharán de Navarra)

* Wines from the River Ha and the Valley of Rocks (Vinos de Rioja y Valdepeñas)



Today´s menu

* Female Jews with Thief (Judías con chorizo)
* Pretty to the Iron (Bonito a la plancha)

Special Opening Promotion

* One mug of bleeding if you buy a Little Joseph of Veal (Una jarra de sangría por pedir un pepito de ternera)

Animation Activities

* Little Football Contest (Concurso de Futbolín)
* He-dominated Tournament (Torneo de dominó)
* Primitive Lottery Cudgel (Porra de lotería primitiva)
* Youyou contest by couples (Concurso de tute por parejas)
* Madrid Aiport available to play on the tables (Barajas disponibles para jugar en las mesas)

Jesus is alive!!!!!

El otro día vimos con horror y pena en las noticias como se quemaba el mercado londinense de Candem. Los que estuvimos allí tantas horas como para cogerle cariño no pudimos evitar dejar caer una lagrimilla por los buenos ratos alli vividos. Seguirá igual cuando volvamos? Habrá perdido su encanto?






Por de pronto voy a intentar hacer un homenaje a un personaje que todos conocimos allí, el loco de Candem:

Otro de idiomas MUY grande xD

2) SPANISH FOR GRINGOS (Para que los Gringos aprendan castellano)

There’s always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don’t know how to say it, don’t worry, your problems have finished, if you are a gringo and you don’t know speak Spanish, we’ll be helpful in your learning. For an instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you’re gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish.

1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I’m gonna have a dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit.
5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I’m kind a sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
10.See eye = si hay = yes we have
11. T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I’m going to insert it in you

Curso de inglés de emergencia

1) CURSO DE INGLES DE EMERGENCIA

Si tiene que viajar de emergencia a los Estados Unidos y no tiene tiempo para aprender ingles, léa esto, le puede salvar en un momento de necesidad:

1. Si quiere una COCA COLA diga GUIMI A COUC.
2. Si quiere un cafe y un donut diga COFI AN DONUT.
3. Si quiere unos huevos con jamon diga JAM AN EGS.
4. Si se agarra un dedo con la puerta del Taxi diga FOC.
5. Si algo le parece muy costoso diga FOC.
6. Si se cae en el metro diga FOC.
7. Si lo asaltan en el Bronx diga FOC.
8. Si se encuentra con una mujer de esas de película diga UANA FOC? .
9. Si alguien le grita algo que contenga FOC responda FOQUIU TU.
10.Si pierde el pasaporte, detenga un policia y diga AI LOST MAI FOQUIN PEIPERS.
11.Si se pierde en la ciudad, grite AI AM FOQUIN LOST.
12.Cuando se refiera a un tercero diga DE FOQUIN GAI OVER-DER.
13.Si quiere acostarse con un tío dígale AI UANA FOC WIZ YU.
14.Si quiere acostarse con una tía dígale JALOU, CAN AI FOQUIU?.
15.Si no sabe donde tomar un Taxi diga JAO TU GET A FOQUIN CAB?.
16.Si esta muy enojado NO diga REFOC, solo diga FOC varias veces(FOC,FOC, FOC,…)
17.Si le quieren tomar el pelo pregunte AR YU FOQUIN MI?.
18.Y si estas instrucciones no le sirven demucho….” Uat da foc YU uant?”